Well, I am sure you all have noticed or will notice in this next issue tht one of the favorite long term columns ‘Irene’s Jokes’ was NIXED, Killed, DONE,… Ok to make it a bit more specific we got KICKED Out of BI-Mart. I mean, WTF…. Irene couldn’t hurt a fly. All she did was [...]

LocalsGuide Jokes of the Month Part 12 Q: What do musicians read?A: Note BooksAnna Lee Fremming, age 11 Q: Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?A: He didn’t have the gutsDonny Roze Q: What car does the girlfriend of Mickey Mouse drive?A: A “Minnie” VanMandi Fremming, age 10 Q: What is an astronaut’s [...]

LocalsGuide Jokes of the Month Part 11 Q: Why did the spider go to computer class?A: He wanted to find a new website!by Anna-Lee Fremming, Age 11Q:What did the fish say when he hit the wall?A: Dam!by John Ropp, Age 8Q: What did one cannibal say to the other when they were eating a clown?A: [...]

LocalsGuide Jokes of the Month Part 10 Q: What is gray, eats fish and lives in Washington DC?A: The Presidential Sealby Mary Anne JonesQ: What do you say to someone if their zipper is down?A: XYZ (examine your zipper)Mandi Fremming age 10Q: What is 15 feet long and smells like urine?A: The line dance at [...]

A long time ago, a man walked up to a bank and there was a boy sitting on the porch with his dog. So the man asks, “Son, does your dog bite?” The boy says, “No.” The man walks up the porch and the dog bites half his arm off. The man says, “I THOUGHT [...]

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do elves get?A: Mistletoe!By Walter Kent (Age 5) Q: Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic?A: He stayed up at night wondering if there really was a dog!By Gus Perrin

Q: How do you fix a broken Jack-O-Lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch! By, Kim Rushton Q: What do you call a cow who has recently given birth? A: De-calf-enated. By Janice Rushton Q: What do you get if you have: 50 female pigs plus 50 male dear? A: 100 sows and bucks (a thousand [...]

Q: Why do leprechauns laugh when they run? A: The grass tickles their balls. Mandi Cat Q: When is a door not a door? A: When it’s ajar. Ron Kimmons Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? A: Frostbite Marie Stallman Q: Why do they only put 239 beans [...]

Q: Why did the spider look on the computer? A: He was looking for a new website. Mandi Fremming A couple married some 50 years were sitting at the breakfast table. “Remember when we were young? We sat naked. I wonder if we would get the same tingle now?” They did it and she said, [...]

Announcing October’s Winning Entry: How do you keep Irene in suspense? Terry Hall And now for the rest of the entries: A pirate walks into a bar and has a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, “Hey man, you have a steering wheel in your pants.” And the pirate says, “Argggg and it’s [...]

ANNOUNCING SEPTEMBER’S WINNING ENTRY: A girl was visiting her friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. Her friend responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?” “Hellloooooo….,” answered the friend,”They’re watchdogs!” Fisher [...]

And the winning joke for July is… One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over.  He hadn’t been there for awhile.  He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.  As he [...]

And this month’s winner is… The Les Schwab Guys – Ashland A guy walks into a bar carrying jumper cables. The bartender says, “You’re welcome to stay but don’t start anything.”   And now for the other entries… William Crowley A little girl is sitting on her grandfather’s lap and asks: “Grandpa, can you make [...]