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Well, I am sure you all have noticed or will notice in this next issue tht one of the favorite long term columns ‘Irene’s Jokes’ was NIXED, Killed, DONE,… Ok to make it a bit more specific we got KICKED Out of BI-Mart. I mean, WTF…. Irene couldn’t hurt a fly. All she did was [...]

Q: Why do leprechauns laugh when they run? A: The grass tickles their balls. Mandi Cat Q: When is a door not a door? A: When it’s ajar. Ron Kimmons Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? A: Frostbite Marie Stallman Q: Why do they only put 239 beans [...]

Q: Why did the spider look on the computer? A: He was looking for a new website. Mandi Fremming A couple married some 50 years were sitting at the breakfast table. “Remember when we were young? We sat naked. I wonder if we would get the same tingle now?” They did it and she said, [...]

Announcing October’s Winning Entry: How do you keep Irene in suspense? Terry Hall And now for the rest of the entries: A pirate walks into a bar and has a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, “Hey man, you have a steering wheel in your pants.” And the pirate says, “Argggg and it’s [...]

ANNOUNCING SEPTEMBER’S WINNING ENTRY: A girl was visiting her friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. Her friend responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, “Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?” “Hellloooooo….,” answered the friend,”They’re watchdogs!” Fisher [...]

And the winning joke for July is… One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over.  He hadn’t been there for awhile.  He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.  As he [...]

And this month’s winner is… The Les Schwab Guys – Ashland A guy walks into a bar carrying jumper cables. The bartender says, “You’re welcome to stay but don’t start anything.”   And now for the other entries… William Crowley A little girl is sitting on her grandfather’s lap and asks: “Grandpa, can you make [...]