Slanger is No Joke

Have you ever really stopped and thought about how important the right mattress is for your health, happiness, marriage, and life? You’re probably thinking mattress shmattress, but the reality is we spend over one-third of our life in bed. If you live, say, 75 years, that’s 25 years asleep, or 9,125 days. Wouldn’t you prefer those 219,000 hours spent snoozing to be pleasant? We spend hours, weeks, even months looking for the right car that you drive for an hour a day (if we’re unlucky). Don’t you think we should put the same amount of thought behind our mattresses?

You may be tempted to pick a mattress based off of budget, but can you really put a price tag on good sleep? Buying cheaper isn’t doing you any good, in fact there are many ways a dingy mattress can affect your health. There is a few tell tale signs that you’re in the wrong mattress: if you wake up stressed, if you toss and turn all night, or if you are greeted with aches and pains in the morning.

Let’s dive in a little deeper. Did you know we pass through different stages of sleep each night? One of those stages is called “rapid eye movement” (REM), many of us don’t even reach this stage because we don’t completely rest. This is the stage of sleep when we dream. During this time our muscles relax. The muscles supporting our back relax, and we lose spinal support. What does this mean to you? Well, a mattress that felt firm and supportive while you and your muscles were awake may react to your body completely different when you are in REM sleep. Who knew there was so much science behind the mattress we choose?

So now the sales pitch that isn’t really a sales pitch but it sure seems like a sales pitch. Of everything we sell at Garrison’s: Stickley, Stressless, Amish, Flexsteel, etc., there is NOTHING I take more seriously than mattresses. It’s the only thing we sell that will actually change your life. We aren’t just another mattress store. We really aren’t. Over the years we have developed a very unique process to finding the right bed for the right person. What works for your body probably won’t work for the next customers, and we know that, so we help you identify what is right for you making the complicated process of purchasing a mattress easy.

I know, every store SAYS they’re the best. So I’m going to substantiate my claim. I’m so confident that we will find you the perfect mattress that I’ll give you a ONE YEAR sleep trial. That’s 365 Nights of sleep. And on day 364 you can bring it back if you don’t love it. How’s that for putting my money where my mouth is?!

So if you’re slangry, come see us at either of our two locations: Garrison’s Mattress Gallery South off Fern Valley Road (Phoenix Freeway Exit) and Hwy 99 or Garrison’s Mattress Gallery North on Crater Lake Highway 3 miles past Costco toward White City.

-Brian Garrison